yes i am

I am the lady in the other stall. The one that makes you bite your tongue to keep from laughing out loud. The one that makes you linger at the sink for an extra ten seconds longer just so you can see the company I keep.

I am the lady stuffed in the stall with her child who screams excitedly, POTTY! and MAMA PEEEE! as I sit down. And then as said pee echoes across the bathroom (even louder, now that it has been announced with such fanfare), the child cries out, PEE! With BUHBOLES! And then it's me trying to bite my tongues not to laugh. Because who doesn't love pee that makes bubbles?